"Why does a bunny deliver eggs anyway? That's so weird."
While watching Snow White: "Why does a doctor (dwarf Doc) have to work at a diamond mine? Isn't he a doctor?"
At Disneyland: "I can do one more ride and then let's go to the hotowel because I'm getting tired."
"Am I supposed to have five fingers? Because I have five fingers."
"Miss (name hidden to protect privacy) has a baby in her belly?!?! No way, Mommy, she is so straight!"
Me: "Peyton there is a bad guy breaking into people's cars outside of your school"
Peyton: "Oh, I know! Maybe Daddy can come and find him and then he can shoot him. Or he can wrestle him and take him to jail."
No comments:
Post a Comment